Nikita x Quotes
"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”
you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see it
Seth MacFarlane gets trolled by Family Guy fans on Twitter because he’s written a novel.
What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and their snoring like a fucking ass hole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear a baby crying and it finally hits you, you’ve made it.
you beat the demons inside you, the voices, the darkness.
I look forward to that, to knowing I made it.
this deserve so many notes
Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.
if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors
He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.
If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
God I love you, Internet.
Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.
If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.
He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling
We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.
Everytime i see this, the comments keep getting better
Something in this picture is not like the rest.
I am so sorry.
The girl in the front is missing a hat! D:
IVE BEEN STARING FOR 34 MONTHS SOMEONE TELL ME??
what has been seen cannot be unseen
I kahn’t handle this right now!
FOUND IT 1 YEAR LATER
imagine someone offering to make a romantic dinner for you and when you get to their place it’s immaculately clean and there are candles and flowers on the table and everything is beautifully ambient
and then they emerge from the kitchen holding two lunchables
you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when you thought this would end in a satanic ritual or cannibalism
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.
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mcr though you’re dead and gone believe me your memory will carry on
I watched Fake Your Death a few times now and every time Gerard kept singing “just look at all that pain,” I would get confused as to why they were showing them smiling.
But I get it now.
To me, what they are trying to say is; “That pain, that agony you feel, its worth fighting through FOR THIS. For a dream made reality, for your friends, your family, for us and most importantly for you.”
Thank you for opening your heart to listen, for the whole ride.